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8 January 2008 No Comment |
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It has been my mannerism to ask for my dad some change. And whenever I ask him for some coins, he will just asked me to go to his jeans and check his pocket. I remember 3 years ago, he asked me get 20 pesos from the pocket of his jean that was hanged at the back of our door.

I was so shocked to see that he has this Viagra pill and a prescription for it. I did not include. I understand that he is a human being and was probably looking forward to having his night with my mom. Hahaha!

Because of my curiosity too, I researched about Viagra pill. I learned that it was designed before not for erectile dysfunction but for some heart related disease. Viagra is one of the best accidental discoveries.

I wonder if some of Viagra users know that some of its side minor reported effects include face edema, photosensitivity reaction, shock, asthenia, pain, chills, accidental fall, abdominal pain, allergic reaction, chest pain, accidental injury among others.

Oh, by the way, I have heard of an internet Viagra jokes. It is as follows:

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”

The man answered, “Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces.”

The pharmacist said, “That won’t do you any good.”

The elderly gentleman said, “That’s alright. I don’t need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t piss on my shoes.”

Hahaha! Til next time!

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