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20 Worst Pickup lines

26 November 2007 No Comment |
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Here are the 20 worst pickup lines that you must not say to anyone… but for me… there’s no such thing as worst pickup lines… it’s just a matter of proper delivery of this words… Some of them may sound a bit corny or mushy… specially if not properly delievered… instead of ending up with a girl that you want…. maybe this lines can ruin the whole night! but anyway… just read on!

1. You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.

2. Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.

3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

4. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

5. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

6. I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house?

7. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

8. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you ‘baby’.

9. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everybody we did it anyway.

10. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

11. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

12. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

13. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

14. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

15. What’s your sign?

16. Excuse me, can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

17. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I’d be coming too.

18. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

19. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you’re the Bomb!

20. Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

If you have something better than this then why not share them all here… :)

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